Hey kittens, tryna get back into the blog groove here. I know you have all been waiting with bated breath saying to yourselves: “Chapman, Kingy, come back to us! Grace us with your cat wisdom and insight! Share with us your musical preferences and ideologies! Tell us some stories! Post nude pics… of your cats!” We gonna try to be better blog sitters to you pre-teens. Our new discounted babysitting rate is $2.50 an hour so tell your parents to call the landline.